My Glass Cannon

Well, here it is. The first entry of Mattbert Blog. I thought since this is my first entry of my personal blog I'd write about something special. Actually, I should say someONE special.

I work at this retail store called Square One Electronics. Just like any other retail job it's a lot more annoying than it is fun. Also, my particular store has quite a few douchebags, just like in real life, but there are a few cool people around such as Orion Carroll and John Largent. And then there's my boss... let's just say it's an understatement to describe our relationship as complicated, but we love each other. Or rather I love her and for some reason she wants me dead.

There's this one girl who has somewhat of a special place in my heart(What little of a heart I have). I like to think of her as My Glass Cannon. Fragile, but she has a lot of power behind her. I don't really know why I call her My Glass Cannon, because I don't own her nor do I know her well enough to say that is a accurate description of her.

Annnnnnnyway, she's very pretty and adorable (I want to hug her every time I see her) but she'll deny it if you told her, which kind of annoys me. She's alway's nice to me. Just the other day she was telling me how much she liked my book, which is nice because I usually think hates me... um... I mean it. On the outside she seems to be very cheerful and happy, but according to the things she writes on those things... well, maybe she could have a happier life. It makes me feel bad sometimes because I think she deserves to be happy all the time and so I'll make it my personal mission to do that and make her laugh as much as I can, which probably isn't that much. (Miss Cannon, if you need somewhere to go, I'll be listening when you call and I'll be there if you fall off. If you need someone to believe in you I'll let you know I will. [bleh])

I got to talk to her again today and I guess we might go see Iron Man this weekend although knowing my luck, this probably won't happen, but I guess it can't be helped. I really wanted to say something to her today, but her real friends came and she stopped paying attention to me. (Nothing new here. I really can't tell you how many times I have to myself because no one pays attention or listen to me. It's kind of understandable though. There's nothing I need to defend cause there's nothing great about me. [I guarentee you I'll get a text tonight from My Cannon telling me not to be hard on myself and none of this is true or something of the sort]) I still can't remember what I was going to tell her, but if I remember please tell me so I'll know.

I hope one day she can appear in Mattbert Show. Speaking of which, Mattbert Ink is working on three full episodes and two shorts. Or is it two full episodes and three shorts? Anyway, I started making DVDs of the current episodes to pass out to get the show more popular so if you see me around, ask me for a copy, because most likely I won't have one on me and you'll have wasted both our time. Good job on that. Anyway, off to the thing that I'll be going off too..... masterbation...

(By the way my favorite episode of Mattbert Show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiMi1lnEHXk )

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