The Return of The Snowglobe of Discontent

Good morning everyone! So tomorrow I'm heading out to film with Jason and Adam if all goes according to plan. Speaking of which I made a teaser for the fourth episode of Mattbert Show which you can find by clicking here...

^Snowglobe of Discontent: Remastered^

I feel kind of spent from this week. Kind of wish I could sit still and relax, but that isn't going to happen anytime soon I think. Also, I'm adding a new event to Spot Jackie Chan soon. Blah blah blah...

She doesn't like me...

Colorless Sky

(Not quite as eleqouent as I had envisioned the video to be but oh well.)

So for those of you that haven't heard, Alex is leaving us for a little while. Apparently, he's become somewhat of a marine and is shipping off shortly. (At least one of us is doing something with their life) But what exactly does this mean for Mattbert Show you may be thinking. Well, that's kind of a tough question for me.

I can't say I never thought about Mattbert Show without Alex because when I first conceived it in my head, he wasn't apart of it and it was totally different from what it is now. I can say though, once I took him aboard to help me I haven't really imagined doing an episode without him in it. After a lot of thinking I've decided we (Me Jason and Adam) will be continuing to make shorts and full episodes of Mattbert Show. I don't know why I say this as if Alex will never come back, because so far he's only going to be away for three or four months, but it's still a little weird for me. Anyway, here's the real reason for this post:

Mattbert's Goodbye to Alex:

Sorry I couldn't do this to your face, but you know how I am about this kind of stuff. Plus, I'm infinitely better at putting my thoughts down into written word than speech. First off, sorry if I seemed kind of distant today. I really did enjoy spending as much time as I did with you the last two days, just that today I had a lot to think about. Not to mention the well-known fact I'm anti-social unless I have security blankets such as Laura and Jon around. And you guys were having enough fun without me anyway you didn't really need the fifth wheel.

I don't really know how we ever became friends. We are both shy at first sight and even though we worked together, never really planned to do anything outside of talking about not wanting to be at Best Buy while actually working on their salesfloor, but then I left and we became good friends somehow. You've offered me a lot these past few years such as new friends I don't mind being around sometimes, memories, ideas, encouragement and the list goes on.

I have always tried my best to be there for everyone, especially my friends, whether I wanted to or not, no matter what and I think that's something you've figured out about me pretty quickly. But even though I offer my assistance, it's mostly declined and the rare times people trust me to help them, I'm such a screw-up I tend to mess things up. The reason I am mentioning this is because I want you to know one reason I try to help everyone out is because usually no one else wants to. This path you've chosen in life will mean that you are going to be helping a lot of people out and I'm really proud of you for that. Remember, you're not a loser like me. You actually have the potential to help a lot of people and do a lot of good during and after you've come back from this experience.

Annnnnnyway, that's all I can write now in my sleep deprived state. Good luck and I'll see you later kid.

The world just spins along...

The Website Is Up

I finally setup the Spot Jackie Chan website. It only took one year to make and no one offered to help so fuck you guys. I'll see you in hell. Also this week I saw Indiana Jones 4. Wasn't that great, but it wasn't awful. It certainly didn't feel like an Indy movie, but they said they weren't going for the movie serial feel, but more of a 1950's B-Movie thing. Anyway, I give it a good 6 squares out of ten.

The world just spins along...

A Day Late

So I'm a day late posting, but I was busy yesterday. Sleeping and such. Anyway, yesterday I went to Boston as Speed Racer. Came to the realization he dresses pretty gay and that I still hate most people.

Added another project to my list of things I need to do. My friend the comic book illustrator wants me to write a story so he can draw it out. I'm pretty excited about it. So that means all I have to do is pump out three episodes and two of Mattbert Show (Providing I can find someone to "act" in them with me) my movie and pretty much a full story arc of a comic book. Awesome. Either way it's coming all together pretty well besides my lack of people willing to film with me.

It's been so long since I shot a womp rat.

And to close out this entry, a video of me and my favorite person in the world, whom I got to see 2 days in a row(Record + Awesome):

Quick Update

Nothing much to report this week besides the fact that Maryellen actively ignores me. Pretty much like most women do. Just kidding! Haha most... more like all WOOT WOOOOOOOT.

Also, I just got my tickets to Warped Tour, meaning there will be a Spot Jackie Chan event. (If you're on Facebook there will be an event thing or something like that) I guess I'm going with Miss Cannon whatever that means (nothing). I think maybe she's trying to get closer to me in an attempt to kill me. It's happened before. (Tip of the Week: Always do a background check on all your friends. You never know who's a spy working to kill you. Or just a regular person that wants to kill you for fun, who knows.)

Next week heading to Boston to hunt some ghost so until then...

The world just spins along...

The Movie...

Usuaully I'm pretty bad at keeping these things updated (Case in point: Every single website I've ever made.) but I'll try to update this once a week. If I don't have anything written during the week something will be up on Saturday.

Anyway, I guess I've decided to write a movie. Before you ask, no, it's not going to be Mattbert Show Movie. That's not to say there won't be a Mattbert Show movie. I've actually been thinking about making a Mattbert Show movie for a while now, but I'll save that idea for later. Anyway, back to the subject.

The movie probably won't be out for a while. I have some ideas of what I want to the movie to be, how it starts, how it ends, some things I want in it and even some ideas for plot, but other than that it's still in early planning stages. Also, I wanted to have a girl in the movie so the fact that I'll probably never find a girl who wants to spend that much time with me is going to set the movie back a little while(I project about 54 years).

This project has got me really excited. I've actually even thought about selling my old camera and upgrading to a new one maybe. Anyway, I'll keep you guys posted.

The world just spins along...