Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Future Episodes of Mattbert Show

So as some of you know I have a show on YouTube called Mattbert Show. (My favorite episode is episode two.) I'm glad to announce to you that, after working non-stop and several weekends of writing streams of consciousness. I've written 3 episodes and two shorts for it.

There's one episode I'm particularly looking forward to. It's going to be a behind the scenes episode and you'll get to see us screw up everything (not much a difference from us getting it "right" on the edited show) and you'll hear us talk about cool little facts about the show like the origin of the show and the femur.

Anyway, I have aaaaaaaaa shitload of work to do to meet this imaginary deadline I have written in my head. After I put out all of the episodes I want to start making Mattbert Show DVDs and handing out to spread the word and increase popularity and I figure a good place to do so is at The Warped Tour, which is on the 23rd of July. So I plan on having it done before then so I have enough time to me a good amount of copies. Anyway, that's all I have going on. It'll probably take two or three days to film (we only get together to film on Sundays so probably no longer than a month) and then a week or two to edit it all if it can hold my attention. Then a week to make several copies to give away and then I can die shortly after.

-The world just spins along...

Monday, April 28, 2008

My Glass Cannon

Well, here it is. The first entry of Mattbert Blog. I thought since this is my first entry of my personal blog I'd write about something special. Actually, I should say someONE special.

I work at this retail store called Square One Electronics. Just like any other retail job it's a lot more annoying than it is fun. Also, my particular store has quite a few douchebags, just like in real life, but there are a few cool people around such as Orion Carroll and John Largent. And then there's my boss... let's just say it's an understatement to describe our relationship as complicated, but we love each other. Or rather I love her and for some reason she wants me dead.

There's this one girl who has somewhat of a special place in my heart(What little of a heart I have). I like to think of her as My Glass Cannon. Fragile, but she has a lot of power behind her. I don't really know why I call her My Glass Cannon, because I don't own her nor do I know her well enough to say that is a accurate description of her.

Annnnnnnyway, she's very pretty and adorable (I want to hug her every time I see her) but she'll deny it if you told her, which kind of annoys me. She's alway's nice to me. Just the other day she was telling me how much she liked my book, which is nice because I usually think hates me... um... I mean it. On the outside she seems to be very cheerful and happy, but according to the things she writes on those things... well, maybe she could have a happier life. It makes me feel bad sometimes because I think she deserves to be happy all the time and so I'll make it my personal mission to do that and make her laugh as much as I can, which probably isn't that much. (Miss Cannon, if you need somewhere to go, I'll be listening when you call and I'll be there if you fall off. If you need someone to believe in you I'll let you know I will. [bleh])

I got to talk to her again today and I guess we might go see Iron Man this weekend although knowing my luck, this probably won't happen, but I guess it can't be helped. I really wanted to say something to her today, but her real friends came and she stopped paying attention to me. (Nothing new here. I really can't tell you how many times I have to myself because no one pays attention or listen to me. It's kind of understandable though. There's nothing I need to defend cause there's nothing great about me. [I guarentee you I'll get a text tonight from My Cannon telling me not to be hard on myself and none of this is true or something of the sort]) I still can't remember what I was going to tell her, but if I remember please tell me so I'll know.

I hope one day she can appear in Mattbert Show. Speaking of which, Mattbert Ink is working on three full episodes and two shorts. Or is it two full episodes and three shorts? Anyway, I started making DVDs of the current episodes to pass out to get the show more popular so if you see me around, ask me for a copy, because most likely I won't have one on me and you'll have wasted both our time. Good job on that. Anyway, off to the thing that I'll be going off too..... masterbation...

(By the way my favorite episode of Mattbert Show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiMi1lnEHXk )

-The world just spins along...